I have never, ever....(drum roll please)
~changed a flat tire
~changed the oil in any car
~plunged a toilet (at least I don't have any recollection of it, and if I ever did, I'm sure I had to call in back-up)
~bleached or highlighted my hair
~picked up a hitch-hiker
~washed a car (okay, I have done it once, but that was enough for me)
~kept an indoor plant alive...
~played a lame game on Facebook (which includes all of them)
~played a piano piece absolutely perfectly
~run more than a mile at a time
~made a box cake mix (here again, I did it once...but I learned my lesson)
~gone more than a week without a Dr. Pepper..just keepin' it real, people
~drunk 8 glasses of water in one day
~made tuna casserole
~owned a hamster or gerbil
~kissed another boy besides Luke
~officially stayed on water skis for more than 5 seconds at a time
~owned snow boots, or worn a pair, for that matter
~gotten a tattoo
~made stuffing (the kind you put in a turkey), or enjoyed eating it, for that matter
~worn stilettos
~eaten a whole bite of a raw mushroom (and if I have, I've totally gagged)
~eaten at Jack in the Box
~drunk an entire diet soda (I've tried, people, I've tried)
And the list goes on...I wonder what things you have never done, or will never do?
~made stuffing (the kind you put in a turkey), or enjoyed eating it, for that matter
~worn stilettos
~eaten a whole bite of a raw mushroom (and if I have, I've totally gagged)
~eaten at Jack in the Box
~drunk an entire diet soda (I've tried, people, I've tried)
And the list goes on...I wonder what things you have never done, or will never do?
8 comments:
whaaaat, facebook games are awesome.
but for real, fun-fetty cake totally has it's place. just saying.
p.s. i don't believe you about the plunging the toilet one
i've never picked my nose
yeh right, nose-picker
new lens? lookin' good.
This post was awesome. I have pondered making a reciprocal list to blog but realized I did way too much stupid stuff before I was saved... I would have a very short list.
No tattoo. :P
P.S. The whole nose picking exchange was hilarious.
p.s. that "not more than a mile" thing is totally untrue . . . I'm pretty sure we ran TWO together last summer
I love your list! I however am starting to hesitate to say "I'll Never..." because invariably God changes things and I do what I said I wouldn't.
1. I'll quit teaching immediately if I ever get married...taught for 5 more years
2. I could never have Luke be my doctor...now I highly recommend him
3. I won't let my children watch a video just so I can get something done...having them watch a Bible story while I shower doesn't count does it?
I think I can say that I don't plan on ever eating snake. (please God don't make me!)
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